bagmilk:

what kind of name is janice

bagmilk:

what kind of name is janice

krisssyyy000:

You have one year. Good luck

krisssyyy000:

You have one year. Good luck

cookies-and-apple-juice:

My feelings exactly

cookies-and-apple-juice:

My feelings exactly

Being a mom; the afterglow. (Ranting in public)

I have post partum depression. I get 2 hours of sleep a night. I’m stuck at home alone with my baby 80 percent of the time. I only get to shower maybe once a week because all of my time is consumed by baby. I’m 24 and I feel like I grew up in two years and my life is now over. My husband smokes weed, which. I hate with all my soul and the fact that I’m caring for the baby while he smokes makes me despise it more. I feel alone 100 percent of the time even around others. My husband is the only one keen to my post partum depression but still he barely notices I’m down unless I’m not speaking to him because I’m upset by something. When in actuality I’m down all the time but only mad a small amount of the time. I’ve lost 15 pounds in two weeks because I don’t eat because I can’t leave the baby to make food without her wailing out for attention, food, diaper changes. No one seems to understand that I actually WANT to eat. They think I’m being negligent and scold me. I’m so over this whole thing.

yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

tiedyemyworld:

The coolest fucking man

necrophilofthefuture:

If bees aren’t around to fertilize crops, we lose many food species. Colony collapse disorder seems to be caused by certain pesticides, parasites, and harsh winters. Save the bees. 

necrophilofthefuture:

If bees aren’t around to fertilize crops, we lose many food species. Colony collapse disorder seems to be caused by certain pesticides, parasites, and harsh winters. Save the bees. 

  • iphone user: *minding his own business*
  • android user: AHH look what we got here, another Apple Fanboy!
  • iphone user: im not really a fanboy
  • android user: let me guess, you just came back from snapchatting steve jobs's grave
  • iphone user: hey man thats in poor taste
  • android user: good luck getting your $300 jizz box to do what my Samsung G4TMX can *pulls out very large phone*
  • iphone user: it's quite large
  • Android user: you should see the stylus. it's a legit pencil! *tries to grab stylus, drops massive phone, it falls and lands on a chipmunk, breaking its neck*
  • iphone user: oh my god!
  • android user: oh my god is right! *picks up samsung* not a scratch on it. now thats some good engineering

hopeforthedamned:

I love Ron so much

kenyatta:

sandandglass:

A Republican political ad targeted at women.

I snorted.

valentinostclaire:

Why does toilet paper NEED a commercial? Who is not buying toilet paper?

theelusivebloggeur:

my kids: sing us a song to sleep
me: ok
me: I been drinkin….I been drinkin….