i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant
Kid Accidentally Steals Cup From Restaurantomg dying
this is my favourite thing ever
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If Humans Crossed the Street Like Animals [Click to watch]
Here’s an important new nature guide from the people who brought you How Animals Eat Their Food.
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the first person to give birth musta been like HOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT
"Sweetheart I’ve been frightfully busy but you know I have thought of you every minute."
Scott Fitzgerald to Zelda Fitzgerald, March 1919 (via faintsmiles)
The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.
never make a blog called obamasbigblackdick because your shitty sister will tell your parents and your parents will sign you up for counselling twice a week
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Rapunzel: Here comes midnight bitch!
